Eno's "Rules for Driving" (1903)
Eno's "Rules for Driving" made me remember a wonderful blog post from a few years back by an Irish/Egyptian writer living in Alexandria who offers her advice on how to drive in Egypt. In contrast to precepts (e.g. "No vehicle shall stop in any public street or highway of this except, except near the right-hand curb") the rules that she gives for driving in Egypt paint a much more every-person-for-themself picture. A couple highlights include:
- "Don't worry about traffic signs the majority of the population doesn't now what they mean and if they do, they don't abide by them."
- "If the road is a three lane road, you can squeeze between the cars and make it a 5 lane road. The objective is to be at the head of the pack."
- "If you want the person in front of you to move out of your way, you get as close to their bumper as possible, while flashing your head lights and honking your horn simultaneously. Scare the driver, so he will move to the next lane so that you can pass."
- "Honk at a STOP sign or any intersection. If you don't hear a honk back then no one is coming and it's safe to pass. You don't even have to look to check!"
- "Park any way you like. Diagonally, horizontally be creative! (you could get a ticket on your window, but if the cop with the pocket-book and no stars is writing it give him 5Le and it will be forgotten)."
There are different driving conventions in Egypt and Jordan, and certainly Cairo is a much more dangerous city for drivers and pedestrians than Amman. but nonetheless, a lot of those rules certainly resonate here. In both cities, I'm sure William Phelps Eno would go to town on how to fix driving rules and transportation flow more generally.
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